My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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