so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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