In the future we'll all be gay
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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