return my video game
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
