am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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