all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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