so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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