did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My vagina just recognized that song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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