She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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