Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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