Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
how drunk are you?
Several
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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