I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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