I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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