we're blogging at a bar
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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