Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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