I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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