Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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