You smell like stripper and shame
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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