ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
oh good, I think they're gone
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything