I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.