ugly people sure do ruin things
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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