I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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