What should our trivia night team be named?
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i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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