I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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