I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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