yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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