did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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