My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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