lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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