Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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