I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
the room spins SO much faster in panama
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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