The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
