He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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