I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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