They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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