My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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