But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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