i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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