Swine flu. Run for my life!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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