apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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