woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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