Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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