Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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