we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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