i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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