I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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