At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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