Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
too bad you live with your parents still
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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