it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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