I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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