I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We need to rekindle our bromance
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
