so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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