I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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