There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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