sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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