so explain again why im purple
no
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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